Comics/chad stride, virgin chad/Сomics meme: "Only news source is Reddit threads Holds breath during Fed meetings, exhales and still loses all premium gained from selling options "due diligence" consists of
throwing a dart at a board of strike prices Sleeps like a baby regardless
of market conditions. Writes an emotional letter to CBOE
asking to halt trading short-vol ETFs Portfolio consists of 90%
OTM options Gets "Theta Gang" tattoo, immediately regrets it Calls Deribit
just to say, "I told you so." Blows up like Melvin Capital Sets option expiration reminders
by the phases of the moon
calls it "astrological hedging." Sleeps with a Teddy bear
named "beta" for emotional support"
Сomics meme: "Only news source is Reddit threads Holds breath during Fed meetings, exhales and still loses all premium gained from selling options "due diligence" consists of
throwing a dart at a board of strike prices Sleeps like a baby regardless
of market conditions. Writes an emotional letter to CBOE
asking to halt trading short-vol ETFs Portfolio consists of 90%
OTM options Gets "Theta Gang" tattoo, immediately regrets it Calls Deribit
just to say, "I told you so." Blows up like Melvin Capital Sets option expiration reminders
by the phases of the moon
calls it "astrological hedging." Sleeps with a Teddy bear
named "beta" for emotional support"
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