Comics/chad stride, virgin chad/Сomics meme: "Shits himself laughing every time there's a black swan event Spends every walking hour praying the market won't go either way share buybacks is an accounting trick Fears the Greeks Doesn't look at the chart Has forgotten the strike & expiration dates o his options Takes adderall to monitor volatility 20 mental breakdowns for $80 premium Will blow up like LTCM Limited loss, unlimited gains Long convexity on life Loses his shirt institutional style Picks up his pizza personally Speculates on selling vol Fantasizes himself as an insurance fund Actually holds the underlying It's a hedge for his portfolio Feels the need to tell everyone he's selling vol actually insecure about it"

Сomics meme: "Shits himself laughing every time there's a black swan event Spends every walking hour praying the market won't go either way share buybacks is an accounting trick Fears the Greeks Doesn't look at the chart Has forgotten the strike & expiration dates o his options Takes adderall to monitor volatility 20 mental breakdowns for $80 premium Will blow up like LTCM Limited loss, unlimited gains Long convexity on life Loses his shirt institutional style Picks up his pizza personally Speculates on selling vol Fantasizes himself as an insurance fund Actually holds the underlying It's a hedge for his portfolio Feels the need to tell everyone he's selling vol actually insecure about it"

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